Five Rules to Remember in Life
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when he More »
A practical example of how the human mind works
Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think. - For young men, it’s a picture of a lady with a nice ass but only the More »
Alzheimer’s Test
If you are over 45 yrs old, you MUST take this Alzheimer’s Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. More »
Muslim kid
A little Muslim kid is crying, he can’t find his mother in the supermarket. The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’ The kid says “I have no fucking idea?” More »
Bubba…
His name was Bubba, he was from South Carolina ….. and he needed a loan, so……. he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.
Five Rules to Remember in Life
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he’s in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
For Che – Jay-Z and Kanye West
Clicks to the here. Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin right, fuckin right, alright.
A practical example of how the human mind works
Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.
- For young men, it’s a picture of a lady with a nice ass but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.
- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.
- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman – with a nice ass – on her way to work.
- The perverts among them will imagine her naked.
- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.
- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.
- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman’s ass will cause by the time she reaches 50.
- But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.
Well Water Recipe
This receipe makes 2 gallons.
- 1/2 handle gin
- 1/2 fifth of vodka
- 2 liters of mt dew
- 2 ltrs sprite.
- 2 limes 2 lemons crushed and thrown in
Alzheimer’s Test
If you are over 45 yrs old, you MUST take this Alzheimer’s Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
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Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong… didn’t you?
You do NOT have Alzheimer’s
You are a Pervert!!
Muslim kid
A little Muslim kid is crying, he can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no fucking idea?”
**It may take you a minute to get this joke…
