10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
9. While I”m up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on “Murder, She Wrote” gives me a woody.
4. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
3. We haven”t been to the mall for ages, let”s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Forget Monday Night Football, let”s watch Murphy Brown.
1. Sure I”d love to wear a condom.